Funny?????
Scene(A truck was towing away another truck in front of a bus stop where Santa was standing.)
Santa started to laugh like hell.
Mr Chaudry asked, ”Why are you laughing’.’
Santa says,” Can you believe it? they need 2 trucks to carry a rope”
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Santa and Banta Got really fed of the parliament so they decided to blow it up. So, when they where going by the car Santa said “Banta! what happens if the bomb blows up in the car?” Banta:”Don’t worry. I have a spare bomb in the backseat.”
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once Santa and Banta wanted to do a job so they went to a office .There they were told this that their interview will be after 4 days.Santa worked hard whereas Banta did not the day of the interview arrived Banta began feeling as he had not prepared anything.As Santa’s turn came Banta told him that”Santa please tell me your answers which u say”.Santa agreed.the officers who were taking the interview asked”what was the name of the first prime minister of India?Santa said”Jawaharlal nehru.then they ask him”when did India get independence?Santa said”1947″.then they asked”tell something about geothermal energy?santa said”scientists are researching on it.then Santa comes out and all the answers to Banta.Banta goes inside.they ask him”what is your name?Banta says”Jawaharlal nehru”then they ask”when were you born?”Banta says “in1947″they ask”are you mad?”Banta says”scientists are still researching on it” ha ha ha…
VErrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrY FuNnY!!!!!!!!!!InfAcT I m Still LauGhin!!!!!!!!!
… a return gift……..
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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the
name from
NASA to SATYANASA
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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
BLEH!
NO
sorry man
lol
LMFAO,, good one..
hahaha rofl
What an interview-Star
they are always good yaar.
i like them all they cheer me up
thanks yaar
I`m happy,,,,ace one there ha ha ha star,,,,